Shining a laser pointer on the President during an address.

Whisper to an airport security guard, “Did you bring the detonator?”

Entering the white house, screaming “Alalalalalala!!!”

Asking a Secret Service agent if he has any extra sniper rounds.

Practicing a suicide bombing at home.

Tell your dealer that you’re a DEA and you’re confiscating the product.

Opening a ticking black bag in the airport.