Anyone that has had a sunburn knows just how much they hurt so lets give a little sympathy for these 20 poor sunburned individuals.
Getting a little action” means you don’t need to take a laxative.
Adult diapers are actually kind of convenient.
All of your favorite movies are now re-released in color.
At cafeterias, you complain that the gelatin is too tough.
If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me. ~ Bobcat Goldthwait
I’ve been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That’s where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and run to my sister’s house and ask her for money. ~ Kevin Meaney
My mom said she learned how to swim. Someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. That’s how she learned how to swim. I said, ‘Mom, they weren’t trying to teach you how to swim.’ ~ Paula Poundstone
