Three men were asked what they would want to be said about them at their funerals.
The first one said, ‘I want someone to say I was a wonderful father.’
The second man said, ‘I want someone to say I was the greatest baseball player ever.’
The last man said, ‘I want someone to say, ‘He’s moving, he’s moving!”
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