- she called me to get my phone number.

- she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said “concentrate.”

- she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

- she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.

- she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

- she tried to drown a fish.

- she thought a quarterback was a refund.

- she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

- she tripped over a cordless phone.

- she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

- she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

- she studied for a blood test.

- she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

- when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

- when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

- when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said “Airport Left” she turned around and went home.