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		<title>Sex For Free</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jul 2010 04:59:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA['A petrol station owner in Dublin was trying to increase his sales. So, he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up'.  Soon Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. Paddy guessed 8, and the proprietor said, 'You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time.' 

A week later, Paddy, along with his friend Mick, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story and asked him to guess the correct number. Paddy guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, 'Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time..' ]]></description>
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		<title>Wife’s Special Birthday Present</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jun 2010 15:40:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, &#8220;Hey, John! How ya doing?&#8221; His wife is puzzled and asks if he&#8217;s been to this club before. &#8220;Oh, no,&#8221; says John. &#8220;He&#8217;s on my bowling team.&#8221;
When they are seated, a waitress [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Busted</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Apr 2010 19:42:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A married man was visiting his “girlfriend” when she requested that he shave his beard. “Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face.”
James replied, “My wife loves this beard. I couldn’t possibly do it. She would kill me!!”
“Oh please?” the girlfriend asked again, in a sexy little [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Opposite of Laughing</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Apr 2010 19:10:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Teacher asks a student
What is the opposite of laughing?
The student says: sex!

The teacher:Shame on you! How can you say that?
The student:Laughing is Ha ha ha,
Sex is Ah ah ah
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		<title>Good Time For Sex</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Mar 2010 03:24:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lady: What is a good time for Sex?
Doctor: In the afternon between 2 to 4.
Lady: Why ?
Dr: The compounder will not be here&#8230;
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		<title>Girls Night</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 00:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two women friends had gone for a girls&#8217; night out..
Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to Pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bride Tells Her Husband</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 08:36:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The bride tells her husband, &#8220;Honey, you know I&#8217;m a virgin and I don&#8217;t know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?&#8221;
&#8220;OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place &#8216;the
prison&#8217; and call my private thing &#8216;the prisoner&#8217;. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison.
And then [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kiss Bush</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 13:56:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A wounded American soldier in a battlefield hospital in Iraq tells the nurse: &#8220;I wish I could kiss the American flag if I am going to die!&#8221;
Nurse, extremely touched by the soldier&#8217;s patriotism: 
&#8220;Actually, I have the American flag tattooed on my bottom. You may kiss my ass, if you don&#8217;t mind it.&#8221;

Soldier: &#8220;Of course [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Love Women?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 02:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Man says, &#8220;Well, my son has just come home from college and I found out he&#8217;s gay.&#8221;
Joe says, &#8220;Man that&#8217;s terrible,&#8221; and gives the man his whiskey and beer.
Two weeks go by and the same man goes to the bar&#8230; He walks in and says, &#8220;Hey Joe, how about fixing me up with 8 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Or What?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 13:05:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man comes to his doctor and tells him that his wife hasn&#8217;t had sex with him for 6 months. The doctor tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her. So the wife comes into the doctors office and the doc asks her what&#8217;s wrong, and why doesn&#8217;t she [...]]]></description>
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