After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s License to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

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Punjaban: Me America ja rahi hoon apke liye kya lau
Husband: Aik American Ladki
Punjaban Wapas Ayi
Husband: Mera Gift!
Punjaban: 9 mahine intizaar karo.

Bivi ne aadhi raat ko “Qomi Tarana” chala diya.
Shohar ne kaha. Ye kia mazaq hai?
Bivi: Ye akhri try hai, es pe to pura Mulk khara ho jata hai

A woman got pulled over for speeding by a California Highway Patrol motorcycle officer. When he walked up to her window and opened his ticket book she said, “I bet you’re going to sell me tickets to the Highway Patrol Ball.”

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He said to me . . . I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it
I said to him . . . You wear pants don’t you?

He said to me . . …… Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said . That’s a good idea – you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart.

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