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		<title>Second Opinion</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man runs into the vet&#8217;s office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table. The vet examines the still, limp body and after a few moments tells the man that his dog, regrettably, is dead. The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Keep Your Mouth Shut</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late and was frozen solid in a storm.
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