Getting a little action” means you don’t need to take a laxative.

Adult diapers are actually kind of convenient.

All of your favorite movies are now re-released in color.

At cafeterias, you complain that the gelatin is too tough.

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1: You tell them that you went to the museum, saw dinosaur bones, and thought of them.

2: For their birthday you offer to help them blow out the candles.

3: On their birthday you tell the fire department that if they see a large fire, not to water it down because soggy moist cake is no good.

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It was Jim’s birthday, and he was considered to be an “old man” by his friends standards. So, to liven him up a bit, Jim’s friends decided to give him something special for his birthday.

They bought him a hooker.