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		<title>You Know You&#8217;re Getting Old When&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 13:19:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Getting a little action&#8221; means you don&#8217;t need to take a laxative.
Adult diapers are actually kind of convenient.
All of your favorite movies are now re-released in color.
At cafeterias, you complain that the gelatin is too tough.

Conversations with people your own age often turn into &#8220;dueling ailments.&#8221;
Everything hurts and what doesn&#8217;t hurt, doesn&#8217;t work.
In a hostage [...]]]></description>
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		<title>10 Ideas To Insult Old People On Their Birthday</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 13:12:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1: You tell them that you went to the museum, saw dinosaur bones, and thought of them.
2: For their birthday you offer to help them blow out the candles.
3: On their birthday you tell the fire department that if they see a large fire, not to water it down because soggy moist cake is no [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Something Special For Birthday</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 13:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was Jim&#8217;s birthday, and he was considered to be an &#8220;old man&#8221; by his friends standards. So, to liven him up a bit, Jim&#8217;s friends decided to give him something special for his birthday.
They bought him a hooker.  
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