A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer asks her some questions:
Officer: What’s 2 + 2?
Blonde: Ummm… 4!
Officer: What’s the square root of 100?
Blonde: Ummm… 10!
Blonde Jokes Collection
Who Killed Abraham Lincoln
12 May, 2010 | 463 viewsPronounciation
10 May, 2010 | 246 viewsTwo tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.
As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the “blonde” employee: “Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are at… VERY SLOWLY?”
Parachute Jumping
24 Apr, 2010 | 199 viewsOn the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blond listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet.
The blond asked, “How am I supposed to know when I’m at 300 feet?”
You Have Got Mail
23 Jan, 2010 | 207 viewsA man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his neighbor, a blonde, went out to her mailbox, opened it, and returned to her home empty handed.
About five minutes later, he saw the blonde again. She checked the mailbox and once again, returned to her house empty handed.
Blonde Ordered Pizza
07 Jan, 2010 | 81 viewsA blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
“Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.”
Blonde Texting
07 Jan, 2010 | 99 viewsA blonde texts her b/f saying that she doesn’t understand what IDK means, and wondering if he understood what it meant.
He replied back saying “I don’t know”
The blonde immediately texts her b/f back and says “OMG NOBODY DOES!!!!!!!”
Blondes Are So Dumb
01 Jan, 2010 | 160 views- she called me to get my phone number.
- she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said “concentrate.”
- she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
- she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
Blonde & Bird
01 Jan, 2010 | 94 viewsTwo blondes walking in the park
“Arrr look at that poor little dead bird.”
the other looks into the sky and says “where“???
Short Blonde Question Answers
20 Dec, 2009 | 375 viewsQ: How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash?
A: He’s the one on his bike.
Q: What do you call a blonde at university?
A: A visitor.
Q. Why does a blonde smile in a lightning storm?
A. They think their getting their picture taken.
