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		<title>Who Killed Abraham Lincoln</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 23:10:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer asks her some questions:
Officer: What&#8217;s 2 + 2?
Blonde: Ummm&#8230; 4!
Officer: What&#8217;s the square root of 100?
Blonde: Ummm&#8230; 10!

Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?
Blonde: Ummm&#8230; I dunno.
Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.
The blonde goes home [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pronounciation</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2010 10:13:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.
As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the &#8220;blonde&#8221; employee: &#8220;Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Parachute Jumping</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Apr 2010 18:10:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blond listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet.
The blond asked, &#8220;How am I supposed to know when I&#8217;m at 300 feet?&#8221;

&#8220;That&#8217;s a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You Have Got Mail</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jan 2010 19:06:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his neighbor, a blonde, went out to her mailbox, opened it, and returned to her home empty handed.
About five minutes later, he saw the blonde again. She checked the mailbox and once again, returned to her house empty handed.

She did this two [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Blonde Ordered Pizza</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 13:58:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
&#8220;Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.&#8221;
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		<title>Blonde Texting</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 13:56:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A blonde texts her b/f saying that she doesn&#8217;t understand what IDK means,  and wondering if he understood what it meant.
He replied back saying &#8220;I don&#8217;t know&#8221;
The blonde immediately texts her b/f back and says  &#8220;OMG NOBODY DOES!!!!!!!&#8221;
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		<title>Blondes Are So Dumb</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jan 2010 17:14:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[- she called me to get my phone number.
- she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said &#8220;concentrate.&#8221;
- she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
- she tried to put M&#038;M&#8217;s in alphabetical order.

- she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
- [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Blonde &amp; Bird</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jan 2010 17:09:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two blondes walking in the park
&#8220;Arrr look at that poor little dead bird.&#8221;
the other looks into the sky and says &#8220;where&#8220;??? 
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		<title>Short Blonde Question Answers</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Dec 2009 08:06:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Q: How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash?
A: He&#8217;s the one on his bike.
Q: What do you call a blonde at university?
A: A visitor.
Q. Why does a blonde smile in a lightning storm?
A. They think their getting their picture taken.

Q: Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his [...]]]></description>
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