1. For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day.
2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have to buy a new car.
Computer Jokes Collection
If Microsoft Made Cars
08 Mar, 2010 | 122 viewsTech Support
23 Jan, 2010 | 120 views“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?”
“Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”
“What sort of trouble?”
“Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.”
“Went away?”
“They disappeared.”
Don’t Look At The Light
15 Jan, 2010 | 126 viewsCustomer: “My mouse doesn’t work any more.”
Tech Support: “Is it an optical or ball mouse?”
Customer: “Huh?”
Tech Support: “Does it have a ball or light?”
If Restaurants Worked Like Microsoft
15 Jan, 2010 | 109 viewsPatron: Waiter!
Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem?
Patron: There’s a fly in my soup!
Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won’t be there this time.
Desire To Become Writer
07 Jan, 2010 | 75 viewsThere was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define “great” he said, “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!”
41 Reasons Why Computer Is Better Than Woman
20 Dec, 2009 | 109 views
A computer can wait forever for you.
A computer doesn’t compare you with it’s past users.
A computer doesn’t get calls from it’s past users while you’re logged in.
A Computers do everything you tell them to.
A computer won’t look through your checkbook.
Computers don’t get upset if you use other computers.
Computers don’t play head games unless you ask them to.
