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		<title>If Microsoft Made Cars</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 01:38:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have to buy a new car.


3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would just accept this, restart and drive on.

4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tech Support</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jan 2010 19:17:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?&#8221;
&#8220;Yes, well, I&#8217;m having trouble with WordPerfect.&#8221;
&#8220;What sort of trouble?&#8221;
&#8220;Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.&#8221;
&#8220;Went away?&#8221;
&#8220;They disappeared.&#8221;

&#8220;Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?&#8221;
&#8220;Nothing.&#8221;
&#8220;Nothing?&#8221;
&#8220;It&#8217;s blank; it won&#8217;t accept anything when I type.&#8221;
&#8220;Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Look At The Light</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 23:08:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Customer: &#8220;My mouse doesn&#8217;t work any more.&#8221;
Tech Support: &#8220;Is it an optical or ball mouse?&#8221;
Customer: &#8220;Huh?&#8221;
Tech Support: &#8220;Does it have a ball or light?&#8221;

Customer: &#8220;It has an light on top.&#8221;
Tech Support: &#8220;On top?&#8221;
Customer: &#8220;Yeah. It was underneath before, but it looks better when it&#8217;s on top.&#8221;
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		<title>If Restaurants Worked Like Microsoft</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 23:04:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Patron: Waiter!
Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I&#8217;ll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem?
Patron: There&#8217;s a fly in my soup!
Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won&#8217;t be there this time.

Patron: No, it&#8217;s still there.
Waiter: Maybe it&#8217;s the way you&#8217;re using the soup; try eating it with a fork instead.
Patron: Even [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Desire To Become Writer</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 14:04:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define &#8220;great&#8221; he said, &#8220;I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>41 Reasons Why Computer Is Better Than Woman</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Dec 2009 08:14:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ A computer can wait forever for you.
 A computer doesn&#8217;t compare you with it&#8217;s past users.
 A computer doesn&#8217;t get calls from it&#8217;s past users while you&#8217;re logged in.
 A Computers do everything you tell them to.
 A computer won&#8217;t look through your checkbook.
 Computers don&#8217;t get upset if you use other computers.
 Computers [...]]]></description>
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