An English professor wrote the words on the chalkboard:
“A woman without her man is nothing”
and asked the students to punctuate it correctly.
All of the males in the class wrote:
“A woman, without her man, is nothing”
All the females in the class wrote:
“A woman: without her, man is nothing” 
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 1 7 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
Here are 52 cities and towns to go trick-or-treating based on their spooky and unusual names.
It’s scary to think that some of these names ever got approved. Maybe the locals wanted to keep visitors away?
1. Accident, Maryland
2. Bad Axe, Michigan
3. Badwater, California
4. Bat Cave, North Carolina
1. It is always possible to find a parking spot directly outside or opposite the building you are visiting.
2. When paying for a taxi, don’t look at your wallet as you take out a note. Just grab one out at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.
3. Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at the precise moment it’s aired.
4. Creepy music (or satanic chanting) coming from a graveyard should always be closely investigated.
Top 22 things an Indian does after returning to India from “US”.
22. Use Nope for No and Yep for Yes.
21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.
20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious.
19. Sprays deo such so that he doesn’t need to take bath.
1. If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late.
2. Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
3. When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
4. If you have paper, you don’t have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don’t have paper?? if you have both, no one calls.
Especially for Students
5. If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.
6. You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
