1 . (Whatever)
Men: What should we have for dinner?
Women: Whatever..
Men: Why don’t we have Mexican?
Women: No not Mexican, the last time i got pimples on my face
Men: Alright, why don’t we have Szechwan cuisine
Women: Yesterday we ate Szechwan , today too?
Men: Hmm….. I suggest we have seafood
Women: Seafood is not good, I got diarrhea
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women: Whatever..
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure she carries, or the way she combs her hair.
The beauty of a woman must be seen from in her eyes,
Because that is the doorway to her heart,
The place where love resides.
Why it’s better to be a Woman!
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
A Girl Fell Down from 20th Floor.
A man Caught her on 15th floor and asked, Will you Hug me?
Of course not she replied.
The man Dropped her, She was caught on 10th floor by Another man, He asked, Kiss Me?
1. The Doctor – who tells her to “take off all her clothes.”
2. The Dentist – who tells her to “open wide.”
3. The Milkman – who asks her “do you want it in the front or the back?”
Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t realized it yet.
Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman.
Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he, “made the dinner.”
I pray for:
Wisdom, To understand a man.
Love, To forgive him and;
Patience, For his moods.
Because if I pray for Strength
I’ll just beat him to death.
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they think they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
There was a woman who went to a doctor because she had severe farting problem. She said “Doctor, I have a problem. I fart constantly. It’s not a big deal because it never smells and it’s always silent but I’m worried there may be medical problem.” Doctor then examined her and gave her some medication to try.
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t want
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill.
“Mommy” she said “Can we leave now?”
“No” her mother replied.
“Well, I think I have to throw up!”
Most people have 5 senses.
Some people have 6 senses.
But GIRLS r blessed with 7 senses.
An extra sense is NON SENSE. 
B.A. - Beautiful Angel
B.E. – Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc. – Beautiful Structure
B.Com – Beautiful Communication
M.B.A. – Married But Awesome!
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says,
“Good morning, Ma’am. What are you doing?”
