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		<title>You Can Never Understand Women</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2010 08:48:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1 . (Whatever)
Men: What should we have for dinner?
Women: Whatever..
Men: Why don&#8217;t we have Mexican?
Women: No not Mexican, the last time i got pimples on my face
Men: Alright, why don&#8217;t we have Szechwan cuisine
Women: Yesterday we ate Szechwan , today too?
Men: Hmm&#8230;.. I suggest we have seafood
Women: Seafood is not good, I got diarrhea
Men: Then [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Meaning of ABCDEFG</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Apr 2010 23:42:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do you know the meaning of ABCDEFG?
For Boys
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

For Girls: Reverse Order
Girls Forget Everything Done &#038; Catch new Boy Again.
Agreed?  
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		<title>The Beauty of Woman</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Mar 2010 10:31:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure she carries, or the way she combs her hair.

The beauty of a woman must be seen from in her eyes,
Because that is the doorway to her heart,
The place where love resides.


The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mole,
But [...]]]></description>
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		<title>30 Benefits of Being a Woman</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 01:32:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why it&#8217;s better to be a Woman!
1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.


3. Our boyfriend&#8217;s clothes make us look elfin &#038; gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Will Hug &amp; Kiss You</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 23:17:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Girl Fell Down from 20th Floor.
A man Caught her on 15th floor and asked, Will you Hug me?
Of course not she replied.
The man Dropped her, She was caught on 10th floor by Another man, He asked, Kiss Me?

No not at all she Replied. He dropped her too.
She prayed for a last chance when a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>7 Most Important Men in a Woman&#8217;s Life</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2010 09:35:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. The Doctor &#8211; who tells her to &#8220;take off all her clothes.&#8221;
2. The Dentist &#8211; who tells her to &#8220;open wide.&#8221;
3. The Milkman &#8211; who asks her &#8220;do you want it in the front or the back?&#8221;

4. The Hairdresser &#8211; who asks her &#8220;do you want it teased or blown?&#8221;
5. The Interior Designer &#8211; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dictionary For Women</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2010 09:31:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you&#8217;re right, but he just hasn&#8217;t realized it yet.
Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman.
Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he, &#8220;made [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Woman&#8217;s Prayer</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2010 09:19:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I pray for:
Wisdom, To understand a man.
Love, To forgive him and;
Patience, For his moods.
Because if I pray for Strength
I&#8217;ll just beat him to death.
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		<title>Boy &amp; Girl In Restaurant</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jan 2010 17:16:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Boy: Do you love me?
Girl: No
Boy:Think again
Girl: Nope

Boy: Waiter&#8230;give bills separately
Girl: I was joking&#8230; I love you a lot  
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		<title>9 words women use</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Dec 2009 21:55:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they think they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the [...]]]></description>
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