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		<title>How&#8217;s The Situation?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Apr 2010 08:10:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidentally called the cricket stadium.
He asks, “How’s the situation?”

He was shocked &#038; nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!”
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		<title>Natural Disasters Just Happen</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Apr 2010 07:31:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
&#038;
no one teaches How to choose a Wife,
NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.
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		<title>Wrong Email ID</title>
		<link>http://www.decentcomedy.com/wrong-email-id/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Mar 2010 03:20:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man checked into a hotel.
There was a computer in his room,
So he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.
However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile&#8230; Somewhere in Houston ,
a widow had just returned from her husband&#8217;s funeral.The widow decided to check her e-mail,
expecting [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Helpful Wife</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 16:26:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Man: What&#8217;s the problem officer?
Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.
Man: No sir, I was going 65.
Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)

Cop: I&#8217;m also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.
Man: Broken tail light? I didn&#8217;t know about a broken [...]]]></description>
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		<title>8 Words With Two Meanings</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 23:40:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female&#8230;&#8230; Any part under a car&#8217;s hood.
Male&#8230;.. The strap fastener on a woman&#8217;s bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female&#8230;. Fully opening up one&#8217;s self emotionally to another.
Male&#8230;. Playing cricket without a box.


3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female&#8230; The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one&#8217;s partner.
Male&#8230; Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why Am I Married</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 23:21:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
&#8216;Aren&#8217;t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?&#8217;
&#8216;Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.


A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
&#8216;Husband Wanted&#8217;.
Next day she received a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What Were You Before Your Married Her?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 20:55:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?
Millionaire: &#8220;I owe everything to my wife.&#8221;
Interviewer: &#8220;Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: &#8220;What were you before you married her?&#8221;
Millionaire: &#8220;A Billionaire&#8221;   
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		<title>Poems Written By Husband to Wife</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 07:41:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. then
I wrote your name on my heart &#038; i got Heart Attack.

God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created [...]]]></description>
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		<title>That&#8217;s How The Fight Started</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2010 22:45:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot
As a Christmas gift. The next year, he didn’t buy her a gift.
When she asked him why, he replied, “Well, you still haven’t used the
gift I bought you last year!”
And that’s how the fight started…..


My wife walked into the den &#038; asked “What’s on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Unconcerned Widow</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 14:00:33 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Husband/Wife Jokes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[An old man and woman were married for years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night. A constant statement was heard by the neighbors who feared the man the most: &#8220;When I die, I will dig my way up and out [...]]]></description>
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