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		<title>Words of Wisdom</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Apr 2010 08:04:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sharing some great words of wisdom to get motivated and to think positive to live a happy life.

The most destructive habit: Worry

The greatest Joy: Giving


The greatest loss: Loss of self-respect

The most satisfying work: Helping others

The ugliest personality trait: Selfishness

The most endangered species: Dedicated leaders

Our greatest natural resource: Our youth

The greatest &#8220;shot in the arm&#8221;: Encouragement

The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Monk and The Baby</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Apr 2010 07:09:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once there was a monk who lived in a village. One day a young village girl became pregnant and was unmarried. She did not want to expose her boyfriend. Out of fear when her parents asked her who is responsible, she pointed her finger to that monk.

Her parents were infuriated. The next day, the whole [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Cow &amp; The Pig</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Apr 2010 04:30:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There was once a man who was very rich and very miserly at the same time. The villagers disliked him intensely. One day he said to them, &#8220;Either you&#8217;re jealous of me or you don&#8217;t understand my love of money-God alone knows. But you dislike me; that much I know. When I die, I won&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>40 Tips For Happy Life</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Apr 2010 14:04:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Take a 10-30 minute walk every day. And while you walk, smile. It is the ultimate anti-depressant.

2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day. Buy a lock if you have to.


3. Buy a Tivo (DVR), tape your late night shows and get more sleep.

4. When you wake up in the morning [...]]]></description>
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		<title>For all those who say I am Busy !</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Apr 2010 00:02:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An elderly man in Mumbai calls his son in New York and says,
&#8220;I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 35 years of marriage&#8230; and that much
misery is enough!&#8221;
&#8220;Dad, what are you talking about?&#8221; the son screams.
&#8220;We can&#8217;t stand the sight [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Morning Motivation</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Apr 2010 23:49:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I woke up this morning lying in bed I was asking myself.
What are some of the secrets of success in life?
I found the answer right there in my very room&#8230; 
The Fan Said&#8230;.. Be Cool
The Roof Said&#8230;..Aim High

The Window Said&#8230;. See The World
The Clock Said&#8230;. Every Minute Is Precious
The Mirror Said&#8230;. Reflect Before You [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Live For Others</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Apr 2010 07:50:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nothing in the nature lives for itself
Rivers don’t drink their own water
Trees don’t eat their own fruit
Sun doesn’t give heat for itself
Moon doesn’t ever go on honeymoon

Flowers don’t spread fragrance for themselves
Moral:
Living for Others is the Rule of Nature
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		<title>A Mother&#8217;s Sacrifice</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Mar 2010 09:07:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My mom only had one eye. I hated her&#8230; She was such an embarrassment. My mom ran a small shop at a flea market. She collected little weeds and such to sell&#8230; Anything for the money we needed she was such an embarrassment. There was this one day during elementary school.
I remember that it was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>11 Rules of Life From Bill Gates</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 16:15:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[BILL GATES&#8217; SPEECH TO MT. WHITNEY HIGH SCHOOL in Visalia, California.
To anyone with kids of any age, here&#8217;s some advice. Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Three Things in Life</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 02:34:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Three things in life that, once gone, never come back:
1. Time
2. Words
3. Opportunity
 Three things in life that can destroy a person:

1. Anger
2. Pride
3. Accusation
 Three things in life that are most valuable:
1. Love
2. Family &#038; Friends
3. Kindness
 Three things in life that are never certain:
1. Fortune
2. Success
3. Dreams
 Three things in life that [...]]]></description>
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