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		<title>11 Famous Insults From History</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 13:05:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here are 11 famous insults from history
- The exchange between Churchill &#038; Lady Astor:
She said, &#8220;If you were my husband I&#8217;d poison your tea.&#8221;
He said, &#8220;If you were my wife, I&#8217;d drink it.&#8221; 
- A member of Parliament to Disraeli: &#8220;Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease.&#8221;
&#8220;That depends, Sir,&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Beat It</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jul 2010 16:17:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A seven year old boy was at the centre of a court room drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.

The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with the child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.]]></description>
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		<title>Some Stupid Questions</title>
		<link>http://www.decentcomedy.com/some-stupid-questions/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jun 2010 07:40:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
what is baby oil made from?

At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Why, why him, of all people.


You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks…
Oh, so you smoke.

When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask….
Is the guy you’re [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Letters Clever Re-arrangements</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 May 2010 15:18:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait till you see the last one)!
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER


ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Heights</title>
		<link>http://www.decentcomedy.com/heights/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Apr 2010 23:41:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. What is height of Fashion?
Dhoti with a zip

2. What is height of Secrecy?
Offering blank visiting cards.


3. What is height of Activelaziness?
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

4. What is height of Laziness?
Adopting a child.

5. What is height of Craziness?
Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.

6. What is height of Forgetfulness?
Seeing the mirror [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Train Crash</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Apr 2010 23:13:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box.
The inspector decides to give Tom a pop quiz, asking: “What would you do if you realized that two trains were heading towards each other on the same track?”
Tom says: “I would [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Deep Analysis of Man &amp; Woman</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Apr 2010 22:55:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Element Name: WOMAN
Symbol: WO
Atomic weight: (don’t even go there)
Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if mishandled.

Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Volatile when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You can control your emotions but&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Apr 2010 19:24:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[U can control your breadth,not your death.
U can control your life but not wife&#8230;
U can control emotions&#8230;. .but not

.
.
.
.
.
.
Loose motions&#8230;
]]></description>
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		<title>MBA Degree</title>
		<link>http://www.decentcomedy.com/mba-degree/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Apr 2010 00:06:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Friends,
I am happy to inform you all that I have completed my MBA  Degree. I am sorry if u got surprised by knowing, about my part time MBA (Operations) , all of a sudden. I was a bit embarrassed about telling this to all of you.

Actually I was trying for it since long [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Amazing Dialogues</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Mar 2010 14:07:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.decentcomedy.com/?p=1687</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[1) U can study and get any certificates. But u cannot get u r death certificate.

2) U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u sneeze u ll say HUTCH.


3 ) U can become an engineer if u study in engineering college. U cannot become a president if u studies in Presidency College.

4 ) [...]]]></description>
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