A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience.
He said : “The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife!”
The audience was in silence and shock.
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I Can’t Remember Who She Was
20 Dec, 2009 | 104 viewsAn Arab At Airport
20 Dec, 2009 | 60 views An Arab at the airport:
- Name?
- Abdul al-Rhazib.
- Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
What Are You Selling?
20 Dec, 2009 | 132 viewsTwo Englishmen-businessmen in London – were sitting down for a break in their soon-to be new store.
As yet, the store wasn’t ready, with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, ‘I bet any minute now some thick tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we’re selling.’
7 Creative Ways To Get Yourself Killed
20 Dec, 2009 | 109 views
Shining a laser pointer on the President during an address.
Whisper to an airport security guard, “Did you bring the detonator?”
Entering the white house, screaming “Alalalalalala!!!”
Asking a Secret Service agent if he has any extra sniper rounds.
25 Funny Things To Do In Elevator
17 Dec, 2009 | 86 views1) When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap him on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
