Two Englishmen-businessmen in London – were sitting down for a break in their soon-to be new store.
As yet, the store wasn’t ready, with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, ‘I bet any minute now some thick tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we’re selling.’
Shining a laser pointer on the President during an address.
Whisper to an airport security guard, “Did you bring the detonator?”
Entering the white house, screaming “Alalalalalala!!!”
Asking a Secret Service agent if he has any extra sniper rounds.
1) When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap him on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
