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		<title>My Daddy Murders People</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Apr 2010 07:16:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. &#8220;Tim, you be first,&#8221; she said. &#8220;What does your father do all day?&#8221;
Tim stood up and proudly said, &#8220;He&#8217;s a doctor.&#8221;
&#8220;That&#8217;s wonderful. How about you, Amie?&#8221;
Amie shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, &#8220;My father is a mailman.&#8221;

&#8220;Thank you, Amie,&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Certain Things In Life!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 03:04:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his late 40s or early 50s.
&#8220;May I help you?&#8221; she asked.
&#8220;I want to see Valerie,&#8221; the man replied.
&#8220;Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else,&#8221; said the madam.

&#8220;No. I must see Valerie,&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Intelligent Lawyer</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 02:01:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.
Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.
After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, &#8220;What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you&#8217;re out of the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Successful Lawyer Tips</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Dec 2009 08:37:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Good lawyers know the law, great lawyers know the judge.
 A client is innocent until proven broke.
 A lie is not a lie&#8230;if you believe it.

 If at first you don&#8217;t succeed, lie and lie again.
 The best suits are law suits.
 Never say something in 6 words that you can say in 16.
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		<title>Generour Lawyer</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 09:52:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town&#8217;s most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
&#8220;Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn&#8217;t you like [...]]]></description>
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