“Dear God,
Please send clothes for all those poor ladies on daddy’s computer.
Amen.”
Little Johny Collection
A Prayer for Daddy
15 Mar, 2010 | 34 viewsElectric Train
08 Mar, 2010 | 67 viewsA few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, “All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we’re going down the tracks.”
The mother went nuts and told her son, “We don’t use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language.”
Say a Prayer
13 Feb, 2010 | 84 viewsLittle Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother’ s house.
Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served.
When little Johnny received his plate, he started eating right away.
“Johnny wait until we say our prayer.”
“I don’t have to,” The boy replied.
The Mystery of Childbirth
11 Feb, 2010 | 67 viewsA boy is writing a paper on childbirth and asks his parents, “How was I born?”
His mother awkwardly answers, “The stork brought you.”
“Oh,” says the boy. “Well, how were you and Daddy born?”
“Oh, the stork brought us, too, and Grandpa and Grandma.”
Post Office Direction
24 Dec, 2009 | 188 viewsA little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store. As
he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, “Son, can you tell me where
the Post Office is?”
The little boy replied, “Sure! Just go straight down this street a coupla
blocks and turn to your right.”
The man thanked the boy kindly and said, “I’m the new pastor in town. I’d
like for you to come to church on Sunday. I’ll show you how to get to
Heaven.”
Difference Between Confidence & Confidential?
20 Dec, 2009 | 99 viewsLittle Johny asks his Dad, ‘What is the difference between confident and confidential? ‘
Dad says, ‘You are my son, I’m confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that’s confidential!’ 
Can You Sell A Dead Donkey?
20 Dec, 2009 | 150 viewsA city boy, Johny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day the farmer drove up and said, “Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died last night.”
Johny replied: “Well then, just give me my money back.”
The farmer said: “Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.”
Johny said: “OK then, just unload the donkey..”
