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		<title>A Prayer for Daddy</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Dear God,
Please send clothes for all those poor ladies on daddy&#8217;s computer.
Amen.&#8221;
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		<title>Electric Train</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, &#8220;All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Say a Prayer</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother&#8217; s house.
Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served.
When little Johnny received his plate, he started eating right away.
&#8220;Johnny wait until we say our prayer.&#8221;
&#8220;I don&#8217;t have to,&#8221; The boy replied.

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		<title>The Mystery of Childbirth</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A boy is writing a paper on childbirth and asks his parents, “How was I born?”
His mother awkwardly answers, “The stork brought you.”
“Oh,” says the boy. “Well, how were you and Daddy born?”
“Oh, the stork brought us, too, and Grandpa and Grandma.”

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		<title>Post Office Direction</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store. As
he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, &#8220;Son, can you tell me where
the Post Office is?&#8221;
The little boy replied, &#8220;Sure! Just go straight down this street a coupla
blocks and turn to your right.&#8221;
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		<title>Difference Between Confidence &amp; Confidential?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Dec 2009 08:38:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Little Johny asks his Dad, &#8216;What is the difference between confident and confidential? &#8216;
Dad says, &#8216;You are my son, I&#8217;m confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that&#8217;s confidential!&#8217;  
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		<title>Can You Sell A Dead Donkey?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Dec 2009 08:29:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A city boy, Johny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
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