The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing his secretary.
He shouted at him, “Is this what I pay you for?”
Naughty Jokes Collection
Extra Office Work
01 Jun, 2010 | 492 viewsViagra
15 Mar, 2010 | 508 viewsAt school little Johnny’s class is learning about medicines. Sister Catherine, the teacher, asks the pupils what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for.
The first pupil said: ‘Tylenol?’
‘Very good! And what is it used for?’
‘It is used for a headache.’
Ticket Checker & Girls
08 Mar, 2010 | 347 viewsA TC in a train collects fine from girls…
he collects Rs.300 from a girl – she was wearing sleeveless.
From 2nd girl he collects Rs. 200 – she was wearing sleeveless & backless.
From 3rd girl he collects Rs. 100 – she was wearing a sleeveless & backless & a skimpy mini-skirt…
From 4th girl he collects Rs. 0 – why?
$300 Boccelli Leather Shoes
21 Feb, 2010 | 219 viewsGennaro is in this country for only 6 months. He walks to work 20 blocks every day and passes a shoe store.
Each day he stops and looks in the window to admire the Boccelli leather shoes. He wants those shoes so much. it’s all he can think about.
After about 2 months he saves the price of the shoes, $300, and purchases them.
The Wedding Test
18 Feb, 2010 | 364 viewsI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me…It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. It had to be deliberate.
Catholic Men & Catholic Woman
16 Feb, 2010 | 229 viewsFour Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee. The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.”
The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.”
The third Catholic gent says, “My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says ‘Your Eminence’.”
Birth Control Pills
11 Feb, 2010 | 232 viewsAn elderly woman went to her local doctor’s office and asked to speak with her doctor. When the receptionist asked why she was there, she replied, “I’d like to have some birth control pills.”
Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, “Excuse me, Mrs. Glenwood, but you’re 80 years old. What would you possibly need birth control pills for?”
The woman replied, “They help me sleep better.”
How To Satisfy A Woman
08 Feb, 2010 | 366 viewsA man walks into a bar with his dog and orders two glasses of whiskey. He proposes a toast and both he and his dog empty their glasses.
The girl behind the bar is surprised and asks, “Can your dog perform other tricks?”.
“Of course”, the man answers, “he can even satisfy a woman.”
Panties On A Plane
03 Feb, 2010 | 227 viewsThree black ladies are getting ready to take a plane trip for the first time.
The first lady says, ‘I don’t know about you all, but I’m gonna wear me some hot pink panties befor I get on that plane.’
‘Why you gonna wear them for?’ the other two asked.
She replied, ‘Cause, if that plane go down and I’m out there laying butt-up in a conefield, they gonna find me first.’
The second lady says, ‘Well, I’m gonna wear me some florescent orange panties.’
‘Why you gonna wear them?’ the others asked.
She says, ‘Cause if this plane going down and I be floating butt-up in the ocean, they can see me first.’
The third lady says, ‘Well, I’m not gonna wear any panties at all!’
‘What? No panties?’ the others asked in disbelief.
The third lady says, ‘that’s right girlfriends, you hears me. I ain’t wearing no panties, ’cause if this plane go down, honey, they always be looking for the black box first.
Spaghetti
27 Dec, 2009 | 581 viewsFor several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she
confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she
would go to Italy to secretly have the child.
