BOSS said to an employee: “Do you believe in life after Death?
EMPLOYEE : “Certainly not! There ’s no proof of it”, he replied.
BOSS : “Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle’s funeral,
Office Jokes Collection
Life After Death
05 May, 2010 | 95 viewsCall The Doctor
13 Apr, 2010 | 61 viewsA guy walks into work, and both of his ears are all bandaged up. The boss says, “What happened to your ears?”
He says, “Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and shhh! I accidentally answered the iron.”
How To Properly Place New Employees
18 Mar, 2010 | 41 views1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
2. Put your new hires in the room and close the door.
3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
4. Then analyze the situation:
a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
Prison Vs. Full-Time Job
16 Mar, 2010 | 22 viewsWhich is better?
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′ cell.
At work you spend most of your time in a 6′ X 8′ cubicle.
In prison you get three meals a day.
At work you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for that one.
Funny Out Of Office E-Mail Auto-Replies
24 Dec, 2009 | 261 views
I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position.
I’m not really out of the office. I’m just ignoring you.
You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all.
