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		<title>Life After Death</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 01:06:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[BOSS  said to an employee: &#8220;Do you believe in life after Death?
EMPLOYEE : &#8220;Certainly not! There &#8217;s no proof of it&#8221;, he replied.
BOSS : &#8220;Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle&#8217;s funeral,

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He came here looking for you.!&#8221;
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		<title>Call The Doctor</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A guy walks into work, and both of his ears are all bandaged up. The boss says, &#8220;What happened to your ears?&#8221;
He says, &#8220;Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and shhh! I accidentally answered the iron.&#8221;

The boss says, &#8220;Well, that explains one ear, but what happened to your other ear?&#8221;
He says, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How To Properly Place New Employees</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 16:26:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
2. Put your new hires in the room and close the door.
3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
4. Then analyze the situation:
a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.


b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.

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		<title>Prison Vs. Full-Time Job</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 18:22:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Which is better?
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8&#8242; X 10&#8242; cell.
At work you spend most of your time in a 6&#8242; X 8&#8242; cubicle.
In prison you get three meals a day.
At work you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for that one.

In prison [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Out Of Office E-Mail Auto-Replies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Dec 2009 19:55:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position.
 I&#8217;m not really out of the office. I&#8217;m just ignoring you.
 You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn&#8217;t have received [...]]]></description>
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