The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing his secretary.
He shouted at him, “Is this what I pay you for?”
Funny Jokes Collection
Extra Office Work
01 Jun, 2010 | 606 viewsFunny URLs With Double Meanings
30 May, 2010 | 215 viewsThese web site names are quite creative, and I’m sure that their double meanings were not accidental. Check them out:
Kids growing out of their clothes? Just check out
www.kidsexchange.com
“Who Represents” is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity.
http://www.whorepresents.com/
Only in America
30 May, 2010 | 115 viewsDo drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Letters Clever Re-arrangements
25 May, 2010 | 152 viewsSomeone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait till you see the last one)!
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER
Who Killed Abraham Lincoln
12 May, 2010 | 546 viewsA blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer asks her some questions:
Officer: What’s 2 + 2?
Blonde: Ummm… 4!
Officer: What’s the square root of 100?
Blonde: Ummm… 10!
Pronounciation
10 May, 2010 | 287 viewsTwo tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.
As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the “blonde” employee: “Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are at… VERY SLOWLY?”
Career Songs
06 May, 2010 | 118 views1. when in college:
Hum honge kaamiyaab, Hum honge kaamiyaab ek din…..
2. When giving interview to Multi National Company:
Tu hi re.. Too hi re ….tere binaaa main kaise jiyunn….
Life After Death
05 May, 2010 | 242 viewsBOSS said to an employee: “Do you believe in life after Death?
EMPLOYEE : “Certainly not! There ’s no proof of it”, he replied.
BOSS : “Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle’s funeral,
Busted
29 Apr, 2010 | 935 viewsA married man was visiting his “girlfriend” when she requested that he shave his beard. “Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face.”
James replied, “My wife loves this beard. I couldn’t possibly do it. She would kill me!!”
“Oh please?” the girlfriend asked again, in a sexy little voice…
Amazing Animal Facts
26 Apr, 2010 | 193 views
A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
