TEEN AGE
Have Time & Energy But No Money
WORKING AGE
Have Money & Energy But No Time
OLD AGE
Have Time & Money But No Energy
Do you agree?
Funny Jokes Collection
Life is spent in 3 stupid STAGES
11 Apr, 2010 | 56 viewsLive For Others
11 Apr, 2010 | 91 viewsNothing in the nature lives for itself
Rivers don’t drink their own water
Trees don’t eat their own fruit
Sun doesn’t give heat for itself
Moon doesn’t ever go on honeymoon
Natural Disasters Just Happen
11 Apr, 2010 | 40 viewsNobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
&
no one teaches How to choose a Wife,
NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.
My Daddy Murders People
11 Apr, 2010 | 213 viewsA grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. “Tim, you be first,” she said. “What does your father do all day?”
Tim stood up and proudly said, “He’s a doctor.”
“That’s wonderful. How about you, Amie?”
Amie shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, “My father is a mailman.”
Machar Ki Pehli Udaan
11 Apr, 2010 | 82 viewsEk machchar ka bachcha tha.
Maan ne usase kaha – Bachcha ab tujheudana aa gaya hai..
Jaa ab tu khud ba khud udana shuru kar de samajha.
Machhchar ka woh bachcha pehli baar ud kar ek chhota sa chakkar laga aaya.
Jab lauta, sab besabri se uska intejaar kar hi rahe they. Sabne milkar poochha, kyon re chintu, kaisi rahi teri pehli udaan.
Cheenti Aur Hathi
07 Apr, 2010 | 190 viewsEk bar ek cheenti ne Hathi ke kan mein kuch kaha toh hathi behos ho gaya.
Phir kisine cheenti se pucha ke tumne kya kaha?
Amazing Dialogues
25 Mar, 2010 | 406 views1) U can study and get any certificates. But u cannot get u r death certificate.
2) U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u sneeze u ll say HUTCH.
Funny Short Story
23 Mar, 2010 | 237 viewsMan driving down road.
Woman driving up same road.
They pass each other.
The woman yells out the window, PIG!
Man yells out window, BITCH!
A Mother’s Sacrifice
23 Mar, 2010 | 189 viewsMy mom only had one eye. I hated her… She was such an embarrassment. My mom ran a small shop at a flea market. She collected little weeds and such to sell… Anything for the money we needed she was such an embarrassment. There was this one day during elementary school.
I remember that it was field day, and my mom came. I was so embarrassed.
The Code
23 Mar, 2010 | 100 viewsGeorge Bush
After numerous rounds of ‘We don’t even know if Osama Bin Laden is still alive’, Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own hand writing to let him know he was still in the game.
Bush opened the letter and it contained a single line of coded
message:
