Santa Banta Jokes Collection

Sardarji Kidnapped a Kid

05 Jan, 2010 | 109 views

There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck.

In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a
kid and hold him for ransom.He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, “I’ve kidnapped you.”

Sardarji then wrote a note saying:

“I’ve kidnapped your kid.

Tomorrow morning, put Rs.2,00,000 in a paper bag and put it beneath the mango tree on the north side of the city playground”.

Signed: “A Sardarji”.

Sardarji then pinned the note to the kid’s shirt and
sent him home to show it to his parents.

The next morning the Sardarji checked, and sure enough a paper bag was kept beneath the mango tree.The boy was sitting next to the bag.

Sardarji opened up the bag and found the Rs.2,00,000 in cash with a note saying:

“How can a sardarji do this to a fellow Sardarji?

Take the money, and Please leave my son.”

Signed: Another Sardarji

Santa’s Wife’s Nude Photo

01 Jan, 2010 | 1,457 views

Santa seeing his wife`s nude picture hanging at an art Gallery; `Did u really pose for that?`

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Secret of a Happy Married Life

27 Dec, 2009 | 181 views

Once Banta asked Santa, “What is the secret behind your happy married life?”

Santa said, “You should share responsibilities with due love and respect to each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems.”

Banta asked, “Can you explain?”

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Sardar Killed A Fly

20 Dec, 2009 | 357 views

A bird was disturbing sardar.

Finally the sardar caught it and decided to kill it in a cruel way.

He took it to the top of a building and dropped it. :D