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		<title>Sardarji Kidnapped a Kid</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 19:32:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck.
In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a
kid and hold him for ransom.He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, &#8220;I&#8217;ve kidnapped you.&#8221;
Sardarji then wrote a note saying:

&#8220;I&#8217;ve kidnapped your kid.
Tomorrow morning, put Rs.2,00,000 in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Santa&#8217;s Wife&#8217;s Nude Photo</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Santa seeing his wife`s nude picture hanging at an art Gallery; `Did u really pose for that?`

Jeeto: `R u mad? Of course not. He painted it from his sharp memory!
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		<title>Secret of a Happy Married Life</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Dec 2009 21:22:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once Banta asked Santa, &#8220;What is the secret behind your happy married life?&#8221;
Santa said, &#8220;You should share responsibilities with due love and respect to each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems.&#8221;
Banta asked, &#8220;Can you explain?&#8221;

Santa said, &#8220;In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on smaller issues. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sardar Killed A Fly</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Dec 2009 08:35:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A bird was disturbing sardar.
Finally the sardar caught it and decided to kill it in a cruel way.
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it.  
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