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		<title>Overconfidence</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.
The florist&#8217;s son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, &#8220;I bet I know what it is. Flowers.&#8221; &#8220;That&#8217;s right!&#8221; the boy said,
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		<title>Logistics and Organization</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[After having failed his exam in &#8220;Logistics and Organization&#8221;, a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.
Student: &#8220;Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?&#8221;
Professor: &#8220;Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!&#8221;

Student: &#8220;Great, well then I would like to ask you a question.
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		<title>How Do You Spell?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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		<title>Special Offers and Disclaimers for Exam</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[1) Special offer&#8230;&#8230;.. Bring a chit on exam day, scratch and show it to your nearest teacher and win free trip to Principal&#8217;s office and enjoy 3 years vacation at home.
Hurry offer valid until exams only&#8230;.

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