Shaadi ke pehle – Agar Tum Na Hote

Shaadi ke baad – Agar Tum Na Hote

Shaadi ke pehle – Maine Pyar Kiya

Shaadi ke baad – Ye Maine Kya Kiya?

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Murghy ney 3 andday diye aur dua karnay lagi “Ya Allah Naik Aulaad Dena”.

Itnay mein Pehla andda toota aur Chooza Namaz Parr raha tha.

Dosra andda toota to Chooza Tasbeeh pay parr raha tha.

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Husband: Begum aaj koi aisi baat kaho,

“Jis se dil khush bhi ho jaye aur Jal bhi jaye”

Wife: Tumhare sab doston mein sab se acha KISS karne ka style tumhara hai..

Girl ask to molvi: can i kiss another man?
molvi: astagfirullah.
Girl: can i kiss a married man?
molvi: nauzubillah.
Girl: can i kiss u?
molvi: bismillaha.

Faqeer to Memon: Allah ke nam pe kuch de do baba
Memon: Cycle pe beth jao ek round de deta hun !!

Bagh Bagh Hona
mery abo zamen per ghas laga rhy hian mujhy umeed hai woh kuch dino main bagh bagh hoajygi

Ghorey bech kar sona
imran ney apney ghorey bech kar sona ley liya

Khon k ghont pena
Dracula hamesha khon k ghont peta hai

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Pathan EID wale din apne 1 dost se mila

Dost:EID ki namaz kahan parhi?

Pathan: Sath wale ground main. Yar bari ajeeb namaz thi, na sajda na rukoo or MOLVI k aagay koi charpai rakh kar so raha tha

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Aik aadmi ki biwi kam chor thi …..safai waghaira karnay se us ki jaan jaati thi. Us aadmi ne aik tarkeeb sochi aur apni maan se kaha ke kal aap jharro le kar khari ho jana aur main aap ke hath se le loon ga …..shayd us ko sharam aa jaye.

Aglay din aisa hi huwa ……..saas jharoo le kar safai karnay lagi to betay ne kaha aray amaN aap takleef na karein …..main safai kar deta hoon.

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Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??

Wife remains silent ??

Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??

Wife : Abbe gin ne to Do…

Boy 2 Girl-Kya Tum Mere Sath Dance Karogi?

Girl Rply-Main Bacche K Sath Dance Nhi Karti

Boy-Sory Muze Pata Nahi Tha Ki Tum Pregnent Ho!