Train mai ek husband apni wife se: Tujhse shadi karke pachta raha hun Dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

Samnay wala passenger: wao wao wao wao!

Kehtay Hain: “Aurat K Haath Mein Barkat Hoti Hai!”
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Bilkul Sahi Hai..

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PAAD Ke NAM EK SWEET POEM

Jo maray wo fresh,
Jo songay wo crash,
Kabi awaz kabi be awaz hota hy
Mgr badbo apni hr su pehlata ha,
Kabi poooon,
Kabi paaaan,

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What’s the difference between Dawa & Daru?

Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and

Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi

Kid: Aunty, mummy ne chini(sugar) mangi hai.

Aunty: acha aur kia kaha mummy ne??

Kid: Agar wo kamini na de,tou Pinki aunty sey lay aana.