Facts About Your Farts

09 Mar, 2010 | 252 views | 1 Comment

Farting is the act of passing intestinal gases through the anus. These can sometimes be odorless and sometimes deathly. But do you know why you pass gas? Do you know why your farts are sometimes as loud as a blow horn or as quiet as a mouse?

The facts below will tell you a thing or two about something everyone does multiple times a day.

The average person will fart 14 times a day and produce half a liter (2 cups) of fart gas per day.

Farts are indeed FLAMMABLE.

Farts can come blazing out of your ass at 7 Miles Per Hour.

Farts are 98.6 degree Fahrenheit at the time of creation.

You cannot suffocate in a chamber full of your own fart.

Hydrogen Sulfide is the compound in farts that make them stink.

A person can still fart after death.

The never endings in your rectal area help distinguish the difference between farts and poop

… but sometimes these nerves can get confused when your poop is more fluid than usual and results in things such as mud butt and sharting.

Farty Foods

Beans, Corn, Bell peppers, Cauliflower, Eggs, Beer, Milk, Bread, Sweet Potatoes, Garlic and Onions.

Top 10 Farters.

1. Termites
2. Camels
3. Zebras
4. Sheep
5. Cows
6. Elephants
7. Labradors/Retrievers
8. Humans (Vegetarians)
9. Humans (Non-Vegetarians)
10. Gerbils

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One Comment

  1. You something new every day indeed!

    Certainly made me chuckle

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