Q: How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash?
A: He’s the one on his bike.

Q: What do you call a blonde at university?
A: A visitor.

Q. Why does a blonde smile in a lightning storm?
A. They think their getting their picture taken.

Q: Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?
A: He wanted to see what he looked like asleep.

Q: What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
A: They drowned in Spring training.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who thought he discovered that he had a twin brother?
A: He didn’t realize he was looking in a mirror.