1. You don’t have to wine and dine beer.

2. Beer is never late.

3. A beer doesn’t get jealous when you grab another beer.

4. Hangovers go away.

5. Beer never has a headache.

6. A beer won’t get upset if you come home with another beer.

7. A beer always goes down easy.

8. You can have more than one beer in a night, and not feel guilty.

9. If you change beers you don’t have to pay maintenance.

10. You don’t have to wash a beer before it tastes good.

11. A beer doesn’t have in-laws.

12. All you have to do to get over a beer is take a leak.

13. Beer doesn’t complain about farting.

14. Beer doesn’t grow hair where it shouldn’t.

15. Beer doesn’t care how much you earn.

16. Beer doesn’t care if you go to sleep right after you’ve had it.

17. You never have to promise to respect a beer in the morning.

18. When your beer goes flat, you toss it out.

19. A beer won’t tell you it’s pregnant.

20. A beer doesn’t care what time come home.