Amazing Dialogues

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1) U can study and get any certificates. But u cannot get u r death certificate.

2) U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u sneeze u ll say HUTCH.

3 ) U can become an engineer if u study in engineering college. U cannot become a president if u studies in Presidency College.

4 ) U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop … u cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop.

5) A mechanical engineer can become a mechanic but a software engineer cannot become a software.

6 ) U can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world in world cup.

7) U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard.

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