If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
what is baby oil made from?

At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Why, why him, of all people.

You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks…
Oh, so you smoke.

When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask….
Is the guy you’re marrying good?

When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call…
Sorry. were you sleeping?

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