1: You tell them that you went to the museum, saw dinosaur bones, and thought of them.

2: For their birthday you offer to help them blow out the candles.

3: On their birthday you tell the fire department that if they see a large fire, not to water it down because soggy moist cake is no good.

4: Explain to them that the reason that no one can see the Christmas tree is because you put on every ornament that they got in their life.

5: Ask them if they got Lincoln’s autograph.

6: Tell them that the reason that they got no birthday gifts was that everyone had to pitch in to buy the candles.

7: Ask them if the Disney hit Hercules is telling the truth.

8: Ask them in what order God really made the Earth.

9: Ask them if they helped God write the Bible.

10: Ask them if they personally knew Adam and Eve.